Made With Love

‘Made With Love’

The label says.

But is that organic?

Is it free range?

Is it love that’s from

A locally renewable source,

Or from the remains

Of a messy divorce?

What about stains?

Can I wash in machine?

30 degrees, don’t tumble dry,

Or is it only dry clean?

Synthetic love is different,

I know it won’t rust,

‘Cos it’s only twenty percent love,

And eighty percent lust.